Thursday, March 25, 2010
HOW DO YOU SAY "GO FISH" IN FRENCH?
Someone asked me the other day if I could be anywhere in the world, at any time, with anyone, and I replied "Naked on the floor playing gin rummy with Brigitte Bardot circa 1963." No sooner had I said that, he wheeled out this giant Wish Maker Photo Machine thing and pressed a blinking red button and I'll be damned if this photograph didn't pop out. Then he charged me five bucks for the photo. Why don't they tell you about these "hidden charges" before you make your Giant Photo Wish?